So Im supposed to write something about myself in here. Well, lets see. Im gonna be honest. I hate writing these things. Why? Cause usually everyone expects some kind of BS about how great and wonderful and everything else someone is.

Blah blah blah doing this for 500 years.  Blah blah blah, at some outrageous prestigious school somewhere.  Blah blah blah supermodel by day, secret agent by night and I kill zombies with my bare hands.

I HATE THAT.

Why? Because 1) I tend to not really believe what people tell me about themselves in an About Me section. Probably because I’m a little skeptical like that. And 2) I honestly don’t think that just because you were once a Secret Service agent, you’re qualified to tell people how to make a billion dollars an hour online, while sitting in your bath tub. That whole thing about how if I sign up for their “system” fairies will appear before me and blow smoke up my ass and turn me into a multi gazillionaire instantly, just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Heres what I can and will say about me:

  • I live in Hawaii. This does something to a person.
  • I tend to see and do things differently than other people. Sometimes A LOT different. See above.
  • Im opinionated. And I will tell you if I think what you’re doing doesnt seem to make sense to me.
  • Im a total geek at heart. I’ve been a part of technology for over 20 years.
  • I drink a lot of coffee. And I have a sweet tooth. Two things not really good for me. But I only live twice.
  • I love things with buttons. its the geek inside of me.
  • I Live on the internet (technically speaking, 19hrs a day online counts as living there).
  • Im a major Photoshop geek and I’m also in love with WordPress.
  • I’ve been using Photoshop since 1993. Which, now that I think back, makes me feel really old.
  • I believe in doing things right. Because, thats the way things should be.
  • I hate talking about me. I’d rather talk about you and what you’re doing.
  • Oh, and yes. I LOVE cows. I live on a farm.

So, what does all this mean to you?

Probably that I’m insane.  But in a good way.